Dear John

I've gotten some great advice from John Mayer in the past. (Not personally, of course, although I can dare to dream.) For instance, at his concert in June, he warned us ladies to stay away from guys who wear their hats at an angle. He even made the connection that the angle of the hat corresponded directly to how much of a dick the guy is. Great advice.

And now, John is helping us out by attempting to define the modern douche-bag, along with a helpful image demonstrating what one may look like. If you are curious as to his definition, check it out here. Let it be your guide. He's never steered me wrong.