Does a Guitar Make You Sexy?

There must be some unwritten rule that all male singer-songwriters that I like must be somewhat odd-looking. (See: John Mayer, James Morrison, Jason Mraz, James Blunt. Also note that their names must start with J.) Maybe it's so that people will take their music seriously because they're not traditionally attractive men. This is akin to Jessica Alba saying she doesn't use her looks to get parts because she is a "serious actress." But maybe it's because these men were shy and insecure in high school because of their looks, so none of the girls wanted them, so they joined the band, picked up a guitar, and then spent all their time locked in their rooms writing moody songs about the girls who don't want them because they're in the band. Seems to have worked out in the end, don't you think? They serve as a lesson for high schoolers everywhere: the boys in the band will end up being hotter than the boys on the football team. Band boys, have faith. Girls, take note.